It’s a Good Thing Rodney King wasn’t Black AND QuadriplegicĪ few weeks ago, we showed you video of the Hillsborough, Florida police harshly dumping a quadriplegic out of his wheelchair, thinking - I suppose - that he was faking it. For having sex with a 13-year-old!īetter/worse yet - because Italy has a general amnesty for sentences of less than three years, he may not even serve a single day. Yup - the court bought the argument of his lawyers, the there was “deep tenderness” between the perv and the little girl, an so Antonio de Pascale only got a sentence of a little over a year. I mean, seriously, check this shit out: A 34-year-old Italian man who had sex with a 13-year-old girl has had his sentence cut by a two-thirds because a court decided there was “real love” between the pair. Italy - it’s like Florida, only with better food and less old people … Kathy Brewer Rentas is accused of shaking hands too vigorously. I mean, seriously, check this shit out: A Florida lawyer has been charged with assault after shaking hands with a federal prosecutor. I wonder if Norwin High School has tried to get their crown back yet.įlorida - it’s like Italy, only with worse food and more old people But here’s the clincher - during one of her DUI arrests, she was so shit-faced that she took the term literally and, while in the back of the cop car, she apparently smeared poo all over the car. And she’s got quite a few prior arrests under her belt, including two DUI convictions. Our queen also threatened to burn down a neighbor’s home during the incident. It gets even better when you read the article. …but what the hell else am I supposed to do when MSNBC gives me a headline like this: Ex-Homecoming Queen Beats Sister with Fake Leg in Trailer I don’t like to laugh at the pain of others… Why do BigLaw associates run for the hills after three to four years? Because that’s how long it generally takes to learn that even gads of money aren’t worth indentured servitude. The Bluebook is online! The Bluebook is online! Great news, or the greatest news? ( WT&E Prof Blog) Suing those who schtupp your significant others? Discuss amongst yourselves. ( FindLaw)Īnd again in Philly, a woman got a $12 million verdict because two of her doctors failed to diagnose her terminal breast cancer until it was past the stage of being curable. “In a landmark judgement with far-reaching social implications, Italy’s highest appeals court has ruled it is a criminal offence for Italian men to touch their genitals in public.” ( .uk)Īh Philly, I miss you more and more every day - this time, it’s because twin brothers who do online hardcore gay porn have been arrested for a rooftop burglary, and suspected of having done dozens more. But don’t think that’s going to dissuade your cook. Apparently, placing foreign objects in edibles is a felony. The customer took the steak to the po-po, and now poor Kropp - who was just doing what human nature requires - is facing three-and-a-half years prison. Kropp refused to comp him, but he was nice enough to make him a new steak to send home. Not so with a Wisconsin man, Ryan Kropp, a Texas Roadhouse cook who became displeased with a customer when the customer insisted on sending his steak back. Of course, most of the time, cooks/waitresses are smart enough not to make it obvious. You never know what you’ll get in return, but more times than not, there will be something in your food - saliva, semen, trace amounts of excrement - that you shouldn’t be putting in your mouth. For the love of God, don’t ever send it back. You’d think this would be obvious you’d think it was just common sense. Here’s some advice to our readers out there in QuizLaw land, and listen good: Don’t ever fuck with a restaurant cook. … who have an opportunity for vote for Steve Novick. Probably because it takes too much effort I guess, right? We’re all lazy.| March 2008 » Monthly Archives: February 2008
The least common is actually taking the hat off of your head completely. The most common type of hat tip is the lifting of the cap. Mariano, Pettitte, Torre, Tino Martinez, and Posado – Tug.Hoodie Girl – tug (even though it’s a hoodie so does this count?).Eric Koston – Lift (although he’s like 95% off, borderline fully off).Silhouette Guy – Fully off of the head (this is a real tip of the cap).
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